Aperture Science is pleased to announce that it is providing replica Portal Guns to interested buyers and third party testing centers. While the replica Portal Gun will not actually create portals it will promote a sense of verisimilitude in test subjects, which should prove valuable when exposing them to incinerator traps enrichment exercises.
Aperture Science recommends this product be purchased as part of a bundle with Weighted Companion Cubes, Surplus Personality Cores and cake.
The cake, of course, is a lie.
Posted by: Anna | February 21, 2012 at 09:34 PM
Bashir: What I want to know is, out of all the stories you told me which ones were true and which ones weren't?
Garak: My dear doctor...they're all true.
Bashir: Even the lies?
Garak: Especially the lies.
Posted by: Brian | February 22, 2012 at 09:03 AM